Dr. Phil Gets Shaved by Oprah

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Oprah shaved off Dr. Phil’s iconic ‘stache in front of a live studio audience on her show on Friday. Unfortunately, he didn’t reciprocate by shaving hers. Star Magazine says

Dr. Phil told the audience he has has rocked his trademark mustache for the past 40 years, but he decided to take it all off to demonstrate what he believes is his most important life lesson: Shake up your life and take risks!

Oprah had a barber appear from backstage, with lather, razor and barber chair all good to go. Oprah made the first swipe before staff members turned Dr. Phil’s chair around to shave him properly during the commercial break.

When they made the big reveal, the crowd roared, and Dr. Phil jumped at his own reflection! “You look so much younger,” Oprah cooed. “Younger, younger.”

Well, I sure hope he’s happy. The best thing about having a mustache is getting to ask chicks if they want to take a “mustache ride.” He just shaved off the single greatest pick-up line the world has ever known.

6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Two people I’d love to see drop dead and never return from where ever they went. Ick!

  2. anony

    What I’d really like to see is Dr. Phil shave Oprah.

  3. abby

    I’d like to see Dr. Phil shit in a cup and then feed it to Oprah, but I think that ship has sailed.

  4. Roadside

    Oprah looks like a purple, sparkly, air jumper.

  5. MinnesotaGuy

    That purple skirt Oprah is wearing barley covers her dick.

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