It seems Roman Polanski has a habit of raping underage girls — an actress who starred in one of his movies has come forward claiming he “forced himself” her when she was only sixteen, much like he forced himself on that thirteen-year old girl back in 1978. People magazine says

[Actress] Charlotte Lewis, who appeared in Polanski’s 1986 film Pirates, made the allegation in a press conference held at her attorney Gloria Allred’s office. Allred described Polanski’s alleged behavior as “sexually predatory conduct.”

“[Polanski] sexually abused me in the worst possible way when I was just 16,” said Lewis [in] a prepared statement. “He knew [how old I was] when he met me and forced himself upon me in his apartment in Paris. I have lived with the effects of his behavior ever since it occurred. I’ve traveled to the U.S. at my own expense to make sure that justice is finally done and that Mr. Polanski gets what he deserves. All I want is justice.”

It was alcohol, quaaludes and forced anal penetration for the eighth grader, so I imagine Charlotte got the same kind of special Polanski treatment. But remember, Whoopi Goldberg says that doesn’t actually qualify as “rape rape.” So to test her theory, I propose that we forcefeed her two granddaughters barbiturates and then lock them in a motel room with Roman for 36 hours and just “see where it all goes.” Then we can all sit down together and come to an agreement on what constitutes “rape-rape,” because this whole “legal gray area” is just so gosh-darn confusing.

All the pictures I could find of Charlotte Lewis on the internet (hey, did I mention she did Playboy? See thumbs 1-4):