May 14, 20100

S.S. Miranda Kerr Topless in I-D Magazine

Tags: , , , , , , ,

Look what the bastards at i-D magazine did to my precious Miranda Kerr. I didn’t even recognize her. Sure, she doesn’t have her top, but she doesn’t have her fucking eyebrows, either. What the hell is that? Only fish don’t have eyebrows. It looks terrible. I’m sorry, but nipples can only do so much. That’s why God gave you a vagina, Miranda. You gotta meet me halfway here.

I’m just hoping that’s a wig made out of tumbleweeds and sea urchins:

No Comments, Comment or Ping

Reply to “S.S. Miranda Kerr Topless in I-D Magazine”