Tiger Woods’ Mistress Rachel Uchitel to Be in Playboy
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The first whore to surface in the Tiger Woods sex scandal is going to let the whole world see where Tiger put his pee-pee. I just hope for their sake both her parents are already dead. TMZ says
Rachel Uchitel has signed a deal to get naked for Playboy Magazine.
A source close to the mag tells us Rachel has the right to pull out any time before the shoot goes down — which is in three weeks.
I don’t care how many call girls and mistresses responsible for bringing down high-profile marriages Hugh Hefner puts on the cover of his magazine, it still doesn’t change the fact that in this day and age, Playboy is virtually obsolete. There’s still the merchandising and the reality shows and the image is still marketable, yes, but the days of guys driving to the store to buy soft-core porno mags are over. It’s called “the internet.” You might have heard of it. Al Gore invented it a few years back. No one in their right mind is gonna pay six bucks to stare at a bowl of plain airbrushed noodles when they could have an entire all-you-can-masturbate double penetration buffet. In this economy, people want to get the most bang for their buck.
Doing whore stuff in Paris:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
Sometimes she looks kind of hot. But I watched her being interviewed on TMZ and as soon as she opens her mouth, her hotness quotient drops off. Disappears, really.
May 17th, 2010
Jon
Totally right about playboy being obsolete. I remember when they used to get high grade a+ celebs in there to take off their clothes. Now they go to maxim and fhm and pose in lingerie instead. What a sad world we live in now
May 17th, 2010
anony
Attractive, but she has no class.
May 17th, 2010
Impulse Magazine
This is just going to keep Tiger Woods name in the media
May 17th, 2010
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