May 27, 20107
50 Cent Looks Different
Tags: 50 cent, fitty cent, movie, photos, pictures, skinny, weight loss
50 Cent dropped over fifty pounds for his upcoming role in some new movie I’ll never see and can’t be bothered to look up, so I’m just going to say it’s obviously a movie about the HIV epidemic in sub-Saharan Africa. Just look at him. He looks like he should be squatting over a goat carcass with a bone through his nose, explaining the “bad blood virgin cure” to the nine-year old he’s about to rape. They’ll call it “Somalia,” and the tag line will read, “Because 10,000 pirates can’t be wrong!” Fin.
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Syd
I would never have guessed who that is. Shocking.
May 27th, 2010
abby
Dave Chapelle looks terrible.
May 27th, 2010
nolalola26
I hate to play the race card, but damnit, the man is actually playing an NFL star who has cancer. Not every picture of a sick black man means he’s in Africa with a “bone through his nose…” OK that is ridiculously racist. Seriously. Ew.
May 27th, 2010
Anony
Liquid diet.
Three hours a day on a treadmill.
Seven days a week.
For nine weeks.
If I had that kind of discipline, you’d all be kissing my ring and bowing as you leave my presence.
As it is, I’m out of bacon and Ho Hos….
May 27th, 2010
porno
He looks like he should be squatting over a goat carcass with a bone through his nose..
Sep 25th, 2010
sex
Dave Chapelle looks terrible.
Oct 28th, 2010
blow job
would never have guessed who that is. Shocking
Oct 28th, 2010
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