UPDATE: Gary Coleman Has Died
Tags: accident, critical condition, gary coleman, head injury, hospitalized
42-year old Diff’rent Strokes actor Gary Coleman was rushed to a Utah hospital yesterday after reportedly suffering a head injury. People Magazine says
“I can confirm Mr. Coleman is a patient here at Utah Valley Regional Medical Center,” hospital spokeswoman Janet Frank [said]. “He’s listed in critical condition. He was admitted Wednesday. We are not confirming what department he’s in or any further details.”
Coleman’s brother-in-law [said] that the actor suffered a head injury after a fall.
I don’t see how Gary Coleman could fall and not injure his head, considering it’s roughly 85% of his entire body mass. I bet it even generates its own gravitational pull.
UNSEXY UPDATE: So apparently he’s on life support now. His rep said, “We are saddened to announce that since mid-afternoon on May 27, 2010, Mr. Coleman has been unconscious and on life support. At this critical moment, we can only ask for your thoughts and prayers for Gary to make a speedy and full recovery.” Way to make me look like an asshole, Gary.
UNSEXY UPDATE II: Gary died of a brain hemorrhage at 12:05 this afternoon, removing all doubt that I am, in fact, an asshole.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Anony
He died at 2:05 pm Mountain Time.
May 28th, 2010
sonya
Will the funeral home give his family a half-price deal?
Yes, I’m an asshole too.
May 28th, 2010
Billy T.
God Bless you Gary.
May you have an eternal Rest in Peace.
May 31st, 2010
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thank you good and funny photo..
Sep 25th, 2010
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Oct 29th, 2010
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