Sarah Jessic Parker’s Hands Are Disgusting

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What the hell is going on with Sarah Jessica Parker’s hands? I’ve seen roosters and velociraptors with less frightening talons. I think it’s pretty obvious that an old fakir put a spell on it to punish those who dare to interfere with fate. Don’t ask it to grant your wishes, it’s a trick!

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    I’ve heard that when a woman is married to a gay man, her hands end up looking like that from all the wringing.

  2. Yep

    Them shits look like my grandma’s hands.

  3. ex lax

    megan fox would take both them ham’s to be relevant again.. no wonder matthew is her bitch

  4. ex lax

    maddona gonna whant some of that

  5. Jenna

    She has old man hands.

  6. servern

    what a strange horse with old geezer hands

  7. Looks kind of old don’t u think?

  8. Lineswine

    SJP doesn’t have hands, she has hooves! *she gallops off into the distance*

  9. no wonder matthew is her bitch….

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