The MTV Movie Awards Were Last Night
Tags: Anna Kendrick, beyonce, Christina Aguilera, clothes, dresses, fashion, humping, Jessica Biel, Katy Perry, kiss, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, Mark Wahlberg, mtv movie awards, Sandra Bullock, Scarlett Johansson, SCRAM anklet, snooki, Tom Cruise, Twilight, will ferrell
Hi guys, it’s Sonya again for today, but Abby will be back tomorrow. The MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you’re like me, I refuse to watch an award show where New Moon wins anything besides a steaming pile of crap. So, the big news was that Sandra Bullock kissed Scarlett Johansson, Mark Wahlberg humped Will Ferrell as they were suspended in harnesses, and Tom Cruise reprised his Les Grossman role from Tropic Thunder while dancing with Beyonce. It’s kind of nice to see him taking himself a little less seriously, but he’s still a creepy midget nutjob, and his “funny” falls kind of flat. But all I really care about is what everyone was wearing, so down with Xenu and let’s check out the clothes.
100 crows had to die for Christina Aguilera to look this good bad:
Jessica Biel got a few of her leftovers:
Scarlett Johansson looks pretty in green:
Lindsay Lohan hides her SCRAM anklet and feet under this hideous sparkly jumpsuit:
All I can think of when I see Anna Kendrick is one of those little ballerinas in those music boxes that twirl around:
Katy Perry goes Smurfette meets Vegas showgirl:
Snooki looks like a sausage rolled in funfetti:
Kristen Stewart found a use for last year’s Christmas wrap:
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Xan
jeez, do you like anything, or is that not “in” right now?
Jun 7th, 2010
Syd
Linday’s makeup is BAD.
Jun 7th, 2010
abercrombie and fitch uk
Linday’s makeup is BAD.
Jun 22nd, 2010
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