UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan’s Scram Bracelet Goes Off

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Lindsay Lohan’s court-ordered alcohol monitoring bracelet went off at Katy Perry’s MTV Movie Awards after-party on Sunday, and I mean “went off” in the “warning light flashing” kind of way, not the “fat angry black woman being told she’d have to pay for two seats on the plane” kind of way. The NY Post says

“All of a sudden, her ankle bracelet started flashing furiously — bright red, fast flashes,” at around 1 a.m. an eye witness [said].

“She wasn’t drinking or doing drugs that I saw. She didn’t seem fazed whatsoever. I mean it was very obvious. She was just hanging out, acting like it was totally fine,” the witness said.

Everyone swears she wasn’t drinking, so either somebody dumped their vodka tonic in her lap or semen has a quantifiable alcohol content now. Roadhead might not be as safe as we think, ladies!

UPDATE: Apparently the judge didn’t see it that way, because she revoked bail and issued a bench warrant for her arrest. But since she’s a celebrity, instead of throwing her ass in jail for violating her probation like she clearly stated she would, the judge just set new bail at $200,000 — which Lindsay has already made. But I’m sure this time she learned her lesson.

More of her at the MTV Movie Awards this weekend:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Syd

    Getting ready for the “somebody spilled a drink down my leg” excuse in 3..2..1..

  2. Open Mouth Jones

    Will someone please, PLEASE, for the love of all that is holy and sweet in this world tell this train wreck has-been that there is this nifty invention… It’s called a bra. It would support those sad boobies of hers and possibly make her chest bearable to look at. As it stands (or droops as the case may be) she’s making MY tits hurt just by glancing at her… Does that shit even qualify as cleavage at this stage?

  3. Anony

    No, no–it was all the fault of that Kombucha tea she was drinking so she could stay classy. Right, LoHo?

  4. abby

    Jonesy… is it really you? Welcome back!

  5. Nice dress :)

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