S.S. Kelly Brook is Posing for Playboy
Tags: Kelly Brook, lingerie, naked, nude, photos, pictures, Playboy, topless, ultimo
British boobshell bombshell Kelly Brook just earned a whopping half a million dollars by getting naked for Playboy. Coincidentally, this guy in the park today offered me five dollars to put my shirt back on, but I can’t be bought and sold like certain English muffins I know. The NY Daily News says
Brook, 30, will be paid $500,000 to pose for “arty and tasteful nude shots” in the Mediterranean. Brook’s “famous bosom” boasts a 34E cup size.
“Arty and tasteful” can mean so many things. It could mean “Kelly nursing a goat while covered in locusts and standing in a man’s hat,” or it could just mean “the absence of visible puss crack.” I guess we’ll just have to wait and see!
And while you’re waiting, here’s some of Kelly in her latest locust-free Ultimo lingerie shoot:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Roadside
She’s got a face made for lingerie modeling.
Jun 9th, 2010
Anony
Nothing wrong with her face.
Or the rest of her.
SOP: when publicists announce the amount the soon-to-be-naked celebrity is going to get, both sides agree to inflate the price.
A lot.
Playboy couldn’t afford to pay anyone half a mil now.
She might actually be getting half of that.
Jun 9th, 2010
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Jun 22nd, 2010
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