S.S. Lindsay Lohan Does the SCRAM Bracelet/Bikini Combo

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While a judge was issuing a bench warrant for her arrest on Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan and her SCRAM bracelet were busy sunning themselves by the pool. I’d say it’s pretty clear she isn’t Catholic, because Catholics know a thing or two about shame. Also, a real Catholic would never mistake a rosary for anal beads. It’s a classic Protestant tell.

15 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Roadside

    Latest defense: the chlorine set it off. No, sorry: I mean the alcohol-laced pee in the pool. No, wait: the bleach on the pool towels. That’s it. Or maybe the Mexican cabaña boy…

  2. the african darkside

    nice rack

  3. Syd

    Her tits do look pretty good here.

  4. sonya

    Her freckles make her look like she’s got a fading spray tan.

  5. Yep

    Got dayum this bitch looks used up as fuck.

  6. Anony

    I’m sorry–but I’d bang that drug whore senseless.
    Wouldn’t take long, I know.

    Remember: SCRAM stands for She Can’t Resist Alcohol, Motherfucker!

  7. She looks good! :)

  8. nonW00t

    happy jail time, bitch

  9. kate

    GETTING CHUNKY WITHOUT THE BLOW!!!! LMAO.

  10. GETTING CHUNKY WITHOUT THE BLOW!!!! LMAO.

  11. Nice photo’s Eva = forever . Thnx

  12. She look like an anorexic corpse. Do NOT want!

  13. Beautiful as always!

  14. She is very very beautiful.

  15. I’m sorry–but I’d bang that drug whore senseless.
    Wouldn’t take long, I know.

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