More drama on the Speidi pretend divorce front — Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are both accusing each other of having affairs. Radar Online says

Heidi is staying at the Malibu home of Cougar Zank, a Marine turned bodyguard who had become close friends with Spencer [while] working on a script together.

That made Spencer’s hair stand on end.

He considered Cougar HIS friend, and he’s convinced himself the only reason Cougar would have sided with Heidi in the split is that “he wanted her for himself.”

A source revealed that Heidi is just back from New York City and that Cougar accompanied her on the trip.

And then her claims:

One of Heidi’s major concerns is that Spencer has been seeing another woman since their split in May.

“She is very anxious to find out if her suspicions and the rumors are true, especially if he’s spent any money on another woman. Heidi has hired a private investigator to look into it,” the source reveals.

And you didn’t think the two of them could stoop any lower. Well, think again. They’ve made selling their soul their primary means of income, a feat only previously mastered by the French and Aerosmith. There’s probably a whole circle of hell reserved just for them and The Wiggles.

Because I’ll vomit if I have to look at either of their stupid smarmy faces again, Miss USA Rima Fakih in a bikini instead: