Lindsay and Gerard Butler Reunited, and It Burns So Good
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Well, look what the free clinic dragged in — it’s Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler! If you’re suddenly overcome by the smell of ball sweat and Astroglide, just put your head between your knees until the nausea passes. The Daily Mail says
They were famously spotted kissing at a lavish party in Morocco last year and now Lindsay Lohan has found her way back into Gerard Butler’s arms.
The Scottish actor, 40, and the 23-year-old Mean Girls met up at a mutual friend’s pool party in Beverly Hills over the weekend.
The pair seemed pleased to be reacquainted, giving each other a warm embrace on the balcony. The pair spent much of the night dancing and flirting… before eventually leaving the party together.
Somebody alert the CDC and the World Health Organization, because letting the two of them swap genital juices leaves us wide open for a new strain of superhuman STD that can’t be contained with our paltry “antibiotics” and “vaccines.” Unless Trojan makes condoms out of Plutonium, prepare for an epidemic outbreak of VD the likes of which the world has never known.
Because “Love Muscle Milk” sounds like code for semen:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Alexandra
So cute!
Jun 15th, 2010
Sandy
Writers can be crude and then this one is just plain old UGLY and
character assassinating.
I suppose he is at least as gorgeous and talented and prosperous
himself as Mr. Butler is or is he just plain old JEALOUS?
I find that when people are this vendictive and derogatory about
somene as famous as Mr. Butler and Ms Lohan they are usually
very jealous of the person they are defiling and far less successful
and not likely to ever be able to come close to their objects
success and charm.
So sorry for this particular writer,
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