Megan Fox and Her Boobs at the Jonah Hex Premiere

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Some visionary decided mating Michael Jackson’s Thriller jacket with a Star Trek Voyager unitard and slapping a big red flower stolen from your nana’s hat would be a great red carpet look for Megan Fox. Stylist fail. The only thing that little number’s got going for it are the boobs, which, coincidentally, was also the caption on my senior portrait. Dad never really was one to mince words.

“Is it just me, or is my face pulled too tight?” (10 more pics after the jump):

11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Syd

    What has she done to her face? She used to be so hot.

  2. Open Mouth Jones

    Now she’s all fivehead and wonky tits.

  3. Anony

    shiny fivehead = B-O-T-O-X.

  4. Jon

    I don’t think Megan Fox is going to be the it girl much longer. Transformers = done for her and apparently this movie is beyond awful and is only an hour and ten minutes long. The same length of Disney’s 60′s animated spectacular 101 Dalmatians. Which would you rather watch?

    Megan Fox = Over

  5. Roadside

    That dress sucks nearly as much as the movie.

  6. sonya

    Looks like she puffed up her lips too.

  7. Yep

    Oh well

  8. Anony

    It’s an allergic reaction to being engaged to BAG.

  9. I don’t like this dress

  10. x24

    Why the long face Megan?

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