Jun 18, 201015
S.S. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s “Amazing Body” in People
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Quick test, ladies — if your bathing suit has a ruffled skirt with tiny flowers all over it, which of the following adjectives best describes you?
A) Fat
B) Old
C) Fat and old
D) In preschool
E) Retarded
Those are your only choices. Sorry, but I don’t make the rules. The company that makes those rubber chinstrap swim caps and nose plugs does. You’ll just have to take it up with them, fatty!







15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Mrs. Harrison Ford
F) C and D
Jun 19th, 2010
Yep
Don’t giva shit what kinda bathing suit the chick’s got on. I’d smash Ms. Hewitt without hesitation.
Jun 19th, 2010
JOe
Only some idiot female would post something negative about a FUCKING SUIT when the girl obviously has a smoking body.
Fucking tard.
Jun 19th, 2010
Anony
If it wasn’t for her big tits, JLH would not be famous.
It certainly wouldn’t be for any type of talent.
Jun 19th, 2010
Alexandra
She is cute!
Jun 20th, 2010
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very useful information, thanks for sharing!
Jun 20th, 2010
XYZ
One word to say: pass.
Jun 20th, 2010
MaryW
Guessing I have to go find my Dress Barn receipt.
Damnit.
Jun 20th, 2010
Bell Curve
F) Cute
Jun 21st, 2010
Impulse Magazine
I think she might be in the best shape of her life
Jun 21st, 2010
Herman Bumfudle
uuumm. nice. i’d love to vagazzel that beautiful little cunt.
Jun 21st, 2010
Roadside
Notice how she’s hiding her massive arse in every shot. That’s pre-P-shop.
Jun 21st, 2010
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It is interesting and informative article. Thank you.
Jun 22nd, 2010
tahoegeminii
she has thunder thighs-that is why she posed like that on her knees carefully angling her cellulite pear ass away from the camera-and that People keeps giving her a pity spot on the 50 amazing bodies list is getting old-just like Anuston always on the 50 most beautiful-that bathing suit is sooo hideous-that the only “positive” comments on here are from creepy, nerdy computer stalkers that can’t get laid just proves what a has been she is-besides I would call the comments about her ccunntt flattering or positive-more like gross and freaky
Jul 30th, 2010
Christina
As a female, I must say I agree with the poster saying “only a woman can rant about the pattern of the bathing suit when the woman wearing it is so beautiful”. Agreed 100%.
“Fat whatever” – I have no idea what Ms Hewitt’s shape currently is pre-photoshop. All I can say is there is no Photoshop for tv scenes, and in Ghost Whisperer she is not only fine, but radiating, stunning, out of this world beautiful from whatever angle. She can’t be that “bad”, physically.
Her fate with public hatred may be the typical one for a beautiful tv actress who dares to have an opinion from time to time – she is one of those stunning looking tv actresses, who oftentimes get roles based on their stunning looks, and as the “price” for that receive an overdose of hater-noise throughout their careers, mostly from women, sadly.
I love, no, ADORE her on Ghost Whisperer. I can’t say I think of her as the greatest actress there is – to be fair I also have not seen her given the chance to star in a world-class drama movie – but she is a decent actress, one that radiates warmth and beauty in her tv roles.She makes me want to watch every episode she plays in.
I guess much of the hatred directed towards her is jealousy, after all. It s easier, apparently, to hate the tv starlet than the movie star (although she arguably is – she played in quite a few top movies; and, as a sidenote, I think no one can deny her figure was flawless in “I know what you did last summer”..).
Oct 26th, 2010
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