Miley Cyrus Waxes, Isn’t Trying to Be Slutty
Tags: costume changes, Miley Cyrus, MuchMuch Video Awards, slutty, Toronto, vagina, waxed
I see London, I see France, Miley Cyrus apparently waxes for her shows. I know, that doesn’t even rhyme, but just work with me here. I’m a fill-in blogger, not a god damned poet. At Sunday’s MuchMuch Video Awards in Toronto, Miley almost showed Canada what an American Shaved Beaver looks like. Says Us Magazine,
Days after declaring “I’m not trying to be ‘slutty,’” Miley Cyrus turned heads Sunday at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto by performing in a skin-baring black leotard, complete with black leather short shorts.
“I think that’s fine, she told UsMagazine.com of her outfit. “I just love performing. I definitely just feel most comfortable. I don’t take myself too seriously. We are up there just dressing up; we are just having fun. It’s about the girls and guys who are living their dream playing dress up. I don’t walk around in a bikini and bright red lipstick all the time. Cause that’s just who you are when you are performing and what goes into that song.”
Cyrus covered up slightly more for her next performance, hitting the stage in a white leotard to sing her new single “Can’t Be Tamed.” But Britain’s Daily Mail noted that the getup was “so tight, she nearly exposed a bit too much to those in the front row.
Cyrus (who won International Video Of The Year by an Artist for “Party in the U.S.A.”) has come under fire for not wearing a lot while she performs.
She stands by her outfits.
“I feel more comfortable dressing with a little less, which is just how I’ve always been…” she recently told The Associated Press. “Now I’m able to do that a little more freely and, also, I’ve just grown up to be this way too. It’s not like this was me five years ago. It’s me now, presently.
“When you’re 11, the word you would use to describe someone is definitely not sexy, and as you get older I think you grow into that,” the Hannah Montana star went on. “And I think I’ve done that but that’s not my schtick. That’s not what I’m trying to do to sell records. I want people to buy my record because of my music.”
Gee, I remember when “performing” meant that you didn’t need a million costume changes and lights and pyrotechnics and lip syncing and fog machines and vajay-jays hanging out and oh yeah, what was it–a good voice and crazier still–writing your own music to sell albums. Now it’s all smoke and mirrors to hide the fact that you’re a mediocre singer and on top of that, you look slightly speshul which is even creepier now that you’re dressing like a tramp and have your makeup gun set to “whore”. And we can’t have Miley looking like a mentally disabled whore. The shame of masturbating to a retard almost outweighs the pleasure. Almost.
Costume changes, lights and industrial fans, oh my!
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
XYZ
Not in 100 years MILEY is a virgin and I didnt say it coz I saw this pic.
Jun 21st, 2010
Syd
That photo actually made me gasp.
I did stop short of clutching my pearls though.
Jun 21st, 2010
Jon
Slllluuuttttttttttttt!
I watched some of that show, it was so awful. I don’t think I saw a single person actually sing. It was all playing pre-recorded and lip synced – and the music industry wonders why people don’t actually buy music anymore.
Jun 21st, 2010
HOW CUM
Whales were once land animals that returned to the ocean, perhaps as a tradeoff in favor of supporting a brain-mass that land-living creatures couldn’t maintain.
We humans can now sort of emulate part of that larger brain-mass by means of our recent discoveries and inventions that connect us via the neural-networks of cyberspace. We begin to rapidly evolve as a species, toward the noosphere.
Along that evolution, I would hate to think that as a species, we might retain useless vestiges that could still find anything about Miley, as depicted here, as anything but wonderously beautiful and a classical celebration of humanity. Would that we had a mind that size, capable of fully contemplating such resplendent beauty as Miley’s.
Jun 21st, 2010
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very useful information, thanks for sharing!
Jun 22nd, 2010
blergh
Wow, well you have to give it to that douchebag Billy Ray Cyrus he sure had the World fooled by telling us how he his family is about good morals and values…his pockets must be so fat while he and Miley’s Mother have no qualms whatsoever about their letting their “grown up” daughter walk around and dance and “sing” while looking like a cheap slut.
Hey Billy Ray, I really think that YOU should produce your talentless and slutty daughter’s first porn film, that way you can convince the World about your family is about good morals and values….fuckin’ lying douchebag.
Both you Miley’s Mother are pimps…it’s that simple.
Jun 22nd, 2010
leslie
How old are all of you?? Get outside instead of “expressing” your COMPLETELY USELESS “opinions”… Why do you even concern yourself with Miley Cyrus.. You haven’t the slightest clue who she is or what her intentions are.. I’m not saying I don’t think she’s portraying the wrong image , but grow up! Even if she HAS actually had sex.. HOW does it concern you?? I mean come on! YOU benefit in NO way to comment like that… it’s actually primitive behavior.
Jun 26th, 2010
leslie
oh.. and how can you even make that assumption from what she wears or how much bush she keeps.
Jun 26th, 2010
leslie
AND do you honestly believe she intended for this to happen?? some lucky bastard just probably snapped the picture by chance. Has it never happened to you? (now I’m done ^_^)
Jun 26th, 2010
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