Pam’s Dead Flower

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Here’s Pam Anderson walking out of Les Ambassadeurs Club casino in London with a mystery man and a god-awful hat. What you don’t know is that the flower was bright red and upright when she put it on. The wafting fumes from her netherworld were an effective herbicide. The good news is, you’ll be able to buy her new line of total vegetation killer from a home improvement store near you!

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Syd

    I never expected to see Ptolemaic on a gossip blog. Well played.

  2. Syd

    Fuck me. This was supposed to go under the Angie as Cleopatra post. And I haven’t even started drinking today!

  3. It is interesting and informative article. Thank you.

  4. Open Mouth Jones

    Here I thought you were talking about her poon and you were talking about her hat. Go figure.

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