Jun 22, 20101

Amber Alert

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Early yesterday morning, a white 4 year-old girl with brown hair and grey eyes was kidnapped by an older white lady in a plaid shirt, jeans, wearing sunglasses and her brown hair in a bun. Although we couldn’t get a good look at her face, we knew she was older because The King of Queens taught us that buns = old ladies. If you see this woman, contact your local authorities immediately.

Surveillance of the perpetrator:

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  1. Syd

    What is with her face in that top pic? Damn!

    Impressive that she managed to avoid a camel toe in those pants.

    Jun 22nd, 2010

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