Oh, there’s definitely some global warming going on — in Al Gore’s pants, that is! High five! An Oregon masseuse has gone public with her 2006 sexual abuse allegations against the former vice president. The NY Post says:

The allegations by the 54-year-old woman had been kept under wraps for years, but were uncovered in the wake of Gore’s recent split from wife Tipper. Tipper had previously complained about her husband’s trips to massage therapists and reportedly suspected he may have been involved with one.

The woman’s lawyer [said] she decided to file a complaint, alleging that Gore — who signed into the hotel as “Mr. Stone” — repeatedly subjected her to unwanted sexual touching.

“I finally got out the door after being forcefully being pulled back in the room . . . a couple times and trying to leave, to be groped and fondled and have tongue kisses forced on me. . . . and that’s when he’s saying, ‘You know you want to do it.’ ”

She said Gore was so persistent, she derided him for “being a crazed sex poodle.” The woman also claimed she even saved pants she wore the night of the encounter after noticing suspicious stains on the garment, a police report noted.

[Hotel documents confirm] Gore ordered up a 90-minute “therapeutic massage” at Hotel Lucia after 11 p.m. on Oct. 24, 2006. That session was followed by a 75-minute “shin do session.”

Shin do, or shin shi? Maybe the brochure wasn’t clear. I once paid good money for a O2 Marine Facial, and let me tell you, it was NOT what I expected at all. There was no facial, and there sure as hell wasn’t any “O.” There wasn’t even a guy in a uniform. And yet they’re the ones who ended up pressing charges. I didn’t even get my money back.

Gisele Bundchen in bikini for Calzedonia (video after the jump), because Al Gore looks like, um, Al fucking Gore: