Jun 25, 201012

Katy Perry Topless in Esquire

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Katy Perry is topless on the cover of the August issue of Esquire as part of their sinister plot to trick heterosexual males into buying their publication. See, heterosexual males are easily distracted by hot chicks without their clothes on, so it’s almost like shooting fish in a barrel for the Esquire marketing department. It all starts off innocently enough — maybe you pick up the August issue and browse through for pictures of Katy Perry’s tits for a half-hearted fap session. But then one day you wake up and find yourself wondering if your vermilion cashmere summer scarf is the perfect accent for your silk-and-linen-blend blouson. But of course by then, it’s too late, because you’re already gay.

12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    Katy Perry is attractive but she’s also an attention whore with no class and no musical talent.

    Jun 25th, 2010

  2. Jon

    Damn what a rack. This is why I hate playboy today. In it’s heyday they would toss money at her until they finally got her to show the goods, no matter the cost.

    Although I agree with the above too.

    Jun 25th, 2010

  3. Yep

    Some delicious ass mammaries she got goin on there.

    Jun 25th, 2010

  4. x24

    Katy, my grandma just called; she wants her underwears back

    Jun 25th, 2010

  5. Hey NOW

    She must be able to suck some mean dick. Reasoning, can’t sing (well), can’t dance either, but she gets to show her glory all over the cover of a national magazine. Nice life. Nice Rack.

    Jun 25th, 2010

  6. Roadside

    So true about Esquire, GQ, Men’s Health, etc. Real men read–no, subscribe to–Easy Rider.

    Jun 26th, 2010

  7. blergh

    She isn’t hot, take away the big tits and this talentless and highly annoying attention whore has nothing going for her, she still has her hair like the TALENTED and beautiful Zooey D, I don’t know why people buy into her bullshit, she is a former Christian singer that once went by the name Katy Hudson.

    Jun 27th, 2010

  8. scary

    Give it up you losers. Katy Perry is really hot and has more talent than any number of you morons. She’s Alice Cooper for the 21st century. Live with it.

    Oct 11th, 2010

  9. maddmax17

    you are all losers Katy perry is the hottest person we will ever know in the entire world and you know it she is way better than the hottest person in the world. She sould have been the hottest person in the world for goodnes sake.:)

    Feb 28th, 2011

  10. maddmax17

    Hey x24 my fat grandma,and grandpa call thhey are so mad two reasions why they want their underware,and stop stolking them.:0

    Mar 18th, 2011

  11. Jack King

    She is NOT topless! She’s wearing a “hand bikini.” If we can’t see nips, then she is not topless.

    Mar 31st, 2011

  12. Dyka

    Getting married to that weasly ex junkie was a bad career move !

    Apr 2nd, 2011

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