Kristen Stewart Lightens Up

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Twilight actress (I say that tongue-in-cheek) Kristen Stewart showed up to the Late Show with David Letterman with her signature goth girl mane a new shade of strawberry blond for her role in the big screen adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s “On The Road.” There is literally nothing I could care less about than the color of Kristen Stewart’s hair, not even the mating habits of the corn earworm or the economic aftermath that resulted from the USSR’s forcible annexation of Estonia in 1940. Mostly because I don’t have glandular issues or a fully-intact hymen.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    They’re trying to hide her big ears and draw less attention to her pointy chin. Good, professional makeup job.
    She does look a little better, I’ll give that to her “people.”
    The best thing was, on Letterman last night, she didn’t seem to be that high at all (for once) so–good for you, honey!

  2. Jon

    Meh. There are still about 100 chicks at the local mall hotter than her.

  3. Syd

    She always looks like she can’t wait to get those GD short dresses off.

  4. Sherry

    What in the hell is wrong with you people?? She is beautiful and if the writer could care less about her hair color then why write the damn article. Because it is Kristen and people will look at it for hits on the site. So yeah, keep talking shit! Your all fool of it!

  5. I like the new color. You know what else would be nice? If someone would tell this girl to STOP SLOUCHING. She’s gonna be a hunchback before she’s 30 if she doesn’t start standing up straight.

  6. Mich

    Seriously. She is so ugly and I completely agree with you; she should not be called an actress at all. I can not STAND watching her. Even interviews when she isn’t “acting” she is still so painful to watch and listen to. UGH

  7. blergh

    I could not give two fucks about that Twilight gayness, but I like Kristen and think she can look so sexy at times.

  8. Sarah

    She always looks as if she could use a hot, soapy shower. Nasty!

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