Lindsay Can Still Take Dilaudid in Jail
Tags: dilaudid, drugs, jail, Lindsay Lohan, morphine, prescription
If there ever were a way to make jail time a hell of a lot more tolerable, a daily dose of opioids might do the trick. Good thing Lindsay Lohan will still be able to take Dilaudid while she’s in the pokey, then! TMZ says:
According to… Lindsay’s most recent probation report, LiLo has a prescription for Dilaudid, an extremely powerful painkiller often compared to morphine and even heroin.
As long as she has the prescription, Lohan is in the clear to pop the painkiller — presuming she follows the dosage guidelines. We’re told a doctor wrote the prescription after Lindsay’s dental surgery.
That’s not all she’s allowed to have in her medicine cabinet — Lindsay also has prescriptions for two other drugs — Ambien and Adderall.
So she’s got three hot meals delivered to her door in her own room where she can sit and chase the dragon all damn day at taxpayer expense. Fuckin’ A, man. Those junkies that live under the overpass are doing it all kinds of wrong.
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7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. I need a damn nurse after reading this.
Jul 7th, 2010
Anony
Some doctor gave her a scrip for Dilaudid?!?!?
Didn’t anyone see Drugstore Cowboy?
Don’t you remember what Matt Dillon’s character said about Dilaudid?
Remember what happened to Heather Graham’s character?
Maybe that “Fuck U” on her finger was her personality talking to her body.
Jul 7th, 2010
Open Mouth Jones
I had my bottom wisdom teeth taken out like a week after this crackhead did. I got 14 Vicoprophen and was told that if I asked for more the dentist would say no and not even to try it.
Yeah, that shit hurt like fucking hell for a few days. But hey, guess what? ALL MOTHERFUCKING BETTER NOW.
God I hate this worthless cunt.
Waaah, poor me, I hijacked a car, kidnapped a few people while both drunk and high as shit on coke, but I take this seriously, your honor. I SWEAR. It was for the KIIIIIDS.
Jul 7th, 2010
spatz
i got nothing besides extra strength tylenol when i fractured my tailbone, and this junkie is getting such strong drugs for wisdom teeth removal? these “doctors” are really just low life drug dealers with degrees.
Jul 7th, 2010
Jon
Hopefully she’ll die in custody so I don’t have to see her ugly spoiled mug on gossip sites ever again. Do I miss Anna Nicole or Britney Murphy….survey says – NOPE!
Jul 7th, 2010
sonya
She must’ve given that dentist BOTH kinds of blow to get a prescription like that.
Jul 7th, 2010
Scott
I want the name of her dentist. Anyone whose patients are so much agony that they need that much pain relief weeks after the surgery has got to be a butcher.
Jul 8th, 2010
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