Jul 7, 20102

Megan Fox Secret Wedding Photos Revealed

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Entertainment Tonight aired exclusive photos last night from Megan Fox and Brian Austin Greene’s secret Hawaiian wedding late last month. Megan is shown barefoot in a strapless silk chiffon gown, carrying a bouquet of white gardenias and roses. Brian wore a white shirt and white linen pants, as did his son Kassius, who carried the rings in a conch shell. They were given traditional leis following the ceremony, which was performed by a man in a toga waving a tea leaf. At that point I assume Brian fashioned a makeshift raft out of sea turtles and sailed off into the sunset, because he just made off with the hottest ass in Hollywood. It only makes sense that he’d be part pirate.

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  1. Anony

    This prrrrooooooobably signifies the beginning of the end of everyone caring about what happens to Megan Fox and what movies she’s in.
    Countdown to B movies, which will lead to worse roles, which will lead to “whatever happened to…..?”, which will lead to that inevitable Playboy pictorial.

    Jul 7th, 2010

  2. spatz

    wow anony summed it up perfectly. not only is she getting married when she’s at her most popular and attractive, but she’s marrying a nobody loser like BAG. if you’re going to take yourself off the market at least marry someone hot like Scarlett Johanson did with ryan reynolds! i’ll be glad to see her go. i think she’s pretty but she can’t act and looks like the poor mans angelina jolie.

    Jul 7th, 2010

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