S.S. Ke$ha Sex Tape Screen Cap (?)

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News of Ke$ha’s sex tape broke back in March, but the first of the supposedly leaked screen caps/naked photos just started making the rounds today. You’ll note that DJ Stolen (I’m not a detective, but probably not his real name) had the foresight to label the seminal fluid on her stomach for you, in case you thought it might have been snot or egg whites, because plenty of women like to do their cholesterol-free cooking topless. I just wish Lipitor had been around when I was growing up. It would have made breakfast with Mom a hell of a lot less disturbing.

Scarlett Johansson for Mango, because Ke$ha looks like a fat sk8er boi/gypsy fortune teller hybrid:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Roadside

    How do we know that’s not stunt cum?

  2. Anony

    Right. She’s certainly got stunt-level talent.

  3. blergh

    Vomit, why anyone is interested in this talentless, drugged out looking trashy street whore is beyond me, surely her 15 minutes are up?

  4. XYZ

    Whats with all these sex tapes revealed? Do they think theyll have more fame? More power? Dont they realize how ridiculous they are? Stupid? More stupid than them are those who pay attention to them and their shit…

  5. She is a very naughty girl for doing this

  6. Jon

    I have no idea who this person is, but she looks like a $10 hooker.

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