Singer Christina Milian’s marriage to producer The Dream has gone the way of Le Conte’s peccary, namely because the ass he’s squeezing in the above picture doesn’t belong to his wife. Married women sorta have a “thing” about that. The Daily Mail says:

It comes just six months after the pair welcomed their first child, Violet Madison Nash.

The split was announced after photos surfaced of The Dream – real name, Terius Hagert Youngdell Nash – holidaying with another woman, believed to be his assistant, Melissa Santiago.

It has also been claimed that the pair’s marriage actually ended late last year, but they decided to keep it private to protect their daughter.

The first question that came to my mind was, “Who and who again?” And then I thought, “Why is today so goddamn boring?” and “Where did I put that bottle of Jack?” and then, “Seriously, are you guys still reading this?” And then I laughed at you, and then I drank some more; and then I felt sorry for you, and then I drank some more; and at that point, I started screaming at the top of my lungs that I loved you and hated you all at once, and by God, you weren’t gonna threaten me, because I would blow your stupid Russian head clean off your fucking shoulders you stupid ungrateful cunt who has… no…. sooooouuul!! AAAAAAUUUGGHHHH!

On second thought, that might have been Mel Gibson. My mistake.