S.S. Sofia Vergara

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I wonder how long the pap who took this picture of Sofia Vergara waited to get this money shot. You know, if they really wanted pictures of a hot chick eating phallic food, they should just drive over to my place. I sit out on my porch and deep throat hot dogs to try to get the mailman’s attention. Weird, he justs tucks his head down and throws the mail at me from the sidewalk. It’s almost like he doesn’t want to see all glorious 280 pounds of me gagging on hot dogs. I just don’t get it.

On the beach in Italy:

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  1. Anony

    Breasstststststststsstststststtststststststss!

  2. Yep

    Laawwwd hab mercy! She looks better than a lot of brauds in their 20s.

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