Jul 14, 20103

Tori Spelling Has Joie de Vivre

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If you ever wanted to know what an old, broken-down horse looks like on its way to the glue factory, look no further than Tori Spelling’s face.  She makes me want to go drink that bottle of Jack that’s in the fridge. That is, if I hadn’t already had it in my Wheaties. If I hadn’t, I would totally drink it down and get shit-faced and cry and have a mock-burial with some Elmer’s School Glue. Poor horsey never had a chance. I guess I’ll have to console myself that’s she’s at Rainbow Bridge now. Dammit, that poem always makes me blubber. Where the HELL is my Jack?

In Beverly Hills (I guess that’s where the designer glue gets made):

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    Looks like she gained a couple of pounds.
    Good for her!

    Jul 14th, 2010

  2. Roadside

    She’d give up everything she might inherit to be pretty. Or to have a mom who cares for her.

    Jul 15th, 2010

  3. Lineswine

    Tori Spelling = always butt-ugly, always will be. No amount of cosmetic surgery will change that fact. Now daddy is gone, hopefully her appearances on television will diminish to zero.

    Jul 15th, 2010

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