S.S. Kelly Brook vs Shauna Sand

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Asking you to choose between Kelly Brook and Shauna Sand is like asking if you’d rather be caressed by the hand of God or punched in the throat with a beehive. It’s what we writers refer to as a “rhetorical” question, from the Greek “rhtorikos,” or “why the hell are you still reading this when you could be looking at Kelly Brooks’ boobs instead.” Dumbass.

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Roadside

    Shauna’s boy-toys keep getting younger and gayer. Soon they’ll be young enough to date her daughters.

  2. XYZ

    I choose KELLY, definitely. She’s natural. Thats it, rather, natural vs. plastic. SHAUNA is a wreck.

  3. I will go with Keely Brook for this one hands down

  4. blergh

    Shauna is a fake, plastic and disgusting leathery skank and she is horrid, so EASILY Kelly Brook

  5. I vote Kelly Brook preety/sexy/natural..

  6. Anony

    Banging Shauna Sand would be indistinguishable from banging a blow-up doll.

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