Jul 20, 20104

Brad and Angelina at the Salt Premiere

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I don’t know when Angelina Jolie got the tapeworm, and I don’t remember Brad Pitt being a thrice-divorced used car salesman who camps at the airport Chili’s bar nursing Aquavit and winking at anyone who makes eye contact, but I think it’s obvious from these pictures that’s what happened. Tragic, really.

At the L.A. premiere of “Salt” last night (ten more pics after the jump):

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Captain_Insano

    Godammit she is hideous. Is white guilt the reason she no longer eats? too much time in the third world?

    Jul 20th, 2010

  2. Anony

    They’re probably both so stoned that they can barely stand.

    Jul 20th, 2010

  3. Roadside

    They’re propped up.

    Jul 21st, 2010

  4. IB

    Agree with all of the above. And most of all I agree with whoever wrote this piece. Tapeworm – yeassh, thrice divorced old car salesman, you could sell me that idea.

    Jul 22nd, 2010

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