Ali Lohan Needs a Bra

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People always get weirded out when you start talking about a 14-year-old’s tits, but it’s not my fault Ali Lohan can’t find a bra. You’d think with party hat nipples like those she’d know better, but remember, she’s a Lohan. Undergarments are like garlic necklaces and a sterling crucifixes to them.

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  1. Anony

    She’s 16–going on 28.
    Her first name is Aliana.
    Aside from her future drug addiction(s), those are the most interesting things about her.

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