Lindsay Will Only Serve 14 Days

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Sorry to burst your bubble, but Lindsay Lohan’s only gonna serve two weeks in jail when it’s all said and done. Us Magazine says

Lindsay Lohan will serve “about 14 days” of her 90-day jail sentence, [according to] L.A. sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.

The actress, 24, [entered] the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif. Tuesday morning.

Lohan will spend her days in solitary confinement in a 12-foot-by-8-foot cell.

After Lohan surrendered, her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley told reporters that Lohan “is asking for your prayers and support. She has stepped up and accepted responsibility.”

I call bullshit on the “prayers and support” bit. You know she just wanted to be on her knees with someone grabbing her head by the hair. That’s not the same thing, you know. I checked my Bible and everything.

Arriving to court yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. oh man, hot and now she is doing jail time. she is so my new girlfriend. good lookin mug shot too.

  2. I wonder if her cell will include television, internet etc. It’s probably far removed from the traditional prison cell, which is more like she deserves.

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