Paris Hilton’s Underwear Saves Us All

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Disaster was averted this past Friday by a heroic pair of underpants when Paris Hilton’s Cave of Horrors tried to unleash its curse upon an unsuspecting nightclub crowd in France. No one was hurt, but unfortunately the brave wisp of fabric was badly burned in the fray as it blocked the malodorous, caustic fumes from spreading.

Paris, Nicky Hilton and Doug Reinhard killing the last 3 brain cells they collectively share:

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  1. slurpy

    Yuck, that really is the World’s most used and abused vagina, disgusting, I can smell it from here, does this vapid whore ever get sick of flashing her nasty shit?

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