Jul 29, 20104

Katy Perry is a Lucky Woman

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The last time I saw a body like that, it was hanging on a cross. Absolutely no disrespect intended, but that’s how most artists like to depict Christ. All long-torsoed and bony, although I’d expect Russell Brand to be sporting a pair of horns and cloven hooves rather than a halo.   He’s always given me the heebs. I have no idea how he’s been so popular with the ladies (fame does wonders for you, I guess). His peen must have a fully functioning colony living on it by now.  Katy Perry can have him. I wouldn’t touch him with Lady Gaga’s dick.

On the set in NYC on the set of Arthur:

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    Boy, that is one SCARY looking guy without all the hair and paraphernalia covering him.

    Jul 29th, 2010

  2. slurpy

    What a fucking douchebag, someone please put a bullet in this lame and his lamer girlfriend’s head. Thanks.

    Jul 30th, 2010

  3. slurpy

    By the way

    “Katy Perry can have him. I wouldn’t touch him with Lady Gaga’s dick”

    That was GOLD :)

    Jul 30th, 2010

  4. Roadside

    *praying to St. George for a lightning strike*

    Jul 30th, 2010

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