Elfin sperm’s aim must be straight and true, because Miranda Kerr is reported to be pregnant about a month after her and Orlando Bloom’s engagement last month and surprise wedding last week. Says Ok! Magazine,

Miranda Kerr’s fellow Victoria’s Secret model, Jessica White, couldn’t be happier about her friend’s pregnancy and marriage to Orlando Bloom. “I was very excited!” Jessica told OK! at the Nine West Runway Relief shoot today about hearing the news. “She’s preggos!”
“I’m happy for her. Love is in the air, and good for her. I think she and Orlando make a really beautiful couple and they’ve been together for a while, so I wish them all the best.”
As for the baby?

“It’s going to be a crazy-hot baby,” she says.

Miranda told OK! back in 2009 about what kind of mother she hopes to be. “If I’m half as good as my mother, I’ll be happy,” Miranda said. “Because my mother honestly was just the best mum anyone could ever ask for, so that’s all I can really aim for.”

Her supermodel friends, of course, will make fun of her behind her back, because there’s nothing that freaks them out like fat people. Not that Miranda will be anything more than a stick with a bump in the middle, because she’ll probably keep up a steady diet of vitamins, celery and throwing up.

Enjoy it while you can, friends: