Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter Doing a Porno

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In a culture where skanky behavior equals fame, Montana Fishburne, 19-year-old daughter of Laurence Fishburne, has decided to forgo hard work and is going to lie on her back (and every other position) instead. Says the Daily News,

Rather than submit an acting reel or attend auditions, young Montana Fishburne plans to use a sex tape to increase her profile and give her a foothold in the film industry.

According to a press release, Vivid Entertainment, which also distributed Kendra Wilkinson and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, will handle the release of Montana Fishburne’s self-titled video, which is due out August 18th.

She said she was inspired by Kim Kardashian, who shot to instant fame after her own sex tape was made public several years ago.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

“Montana made up her mind to make this DVD before we met her,” Vivid co-founder/chairman Steven Hirsch said. “She grew up in the entertainment business and was well aware of our company. In looking at the careers of many current leading female personalities, she saw a path to success and hopes to follow it.”

A YouTube interview of Montana Fishburne with adult actor Brian Pumper, one of her new co-stars, has been making Internet rounds.

“The scene was fun. It was sexy,” Pumper said of their work together. “She performed well.”

“It’s a step in a direction,” Montana Fishburne added of her motives for joining “the industry.”

*Sigh* The really fucked up part about it, is she’s right. Why bother with going to school and doing auditions and working towards something when you can just have sex on film? It worked for Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and who knows how many other useless twats who are famous for nothing but having wonky-eyed sex and getting peed on. I’ll have to comfort myself in the fact that none of them have any staying power or real careers to speak of. They’ll be replaced by other up-and-coming fame whores like Montana here.

Brian Pumper going on and on about “cream” and “pussy juice” and how she performed and how  you can’t tell it’s the bitch’s first time (language NSFW).:

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. pete

    And to think, normally I have to wait until CSI is on to see a Fishburne sucking on TV.

  2. HOW CUM

    MORPHEUS: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

    NEO: This… this isn’t the Matrix?

    MORPHEUS: No. It is another training program designed to teach you one thing: if you are not one of us, you are one of them.

    In the Matrix, which pill would you take, the red or the blue?

  3. Izzy

    Is it just me or does she look like a dark-skinned version of Julia Stiles?

  4. yep

    Your young daughter doin porn has got to be like a fuckin piping hot dagger to your heart as a father.

    lol fuck that shit’s gotta hurt. Dam Morpheus

  5. slurpy

    Wow, get some respect for yourself, that lame Lardasshian horsefaced, fake and plastic loser is nothing but a useless (fame) whore, and her time will come, this is really sad and I can’t imagine that her Dad is cool with this, also Brain Pumper is very, very creepy.

  6. Jon

    Wow, that’s an ugly bitch. Hope Morpheus slapped her ass silly.

  7. Roadside

    Awww, that’s sweet: her first movie, and only 18. Who says that growing up in show business is bad for kids?

  8. Anony

    I’m sure Fish is NOT happy.
    And that guy—muscle-bound much? I bet he can’t even comb his hair.

  9. Montana Fishburne doing porn wow daddy must be so proud. here’s a little of what i said about that on my blog. “Besides the slightly disturbing fact that its obvious by the photos below that were looking at Larry’s kid naked I must say she’s got a nice rack and cute little body on her”. if u’d like to read and see more check it out at http://www.instantcelebs.com thanks
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