Quickies: Your Spidey Sense is Tingling

Jul 30, 20100

Oksansa Grigorieva finally has something to say. (The Evil Beet)

Well, that was quick: Ellen Degeneres is leaving American Idol. (popbytes)

Where are they now? Cutie patooties of the ’90′s. (College Candy)

Julia Roberts says she’s “beholden” to Brad Pitt for casting her in Eat Pray Love. Which I think means, “Take me now, Brad!” (Celebitchy)

30 Rock is going live October 14th! (Seriously? OMG!)

Boyfriend jeans are one thing, but the matronly denim capris that Katie Holmes are wearing is another. (Lainey Gossip)

Tara Reid pissed on a yacht again, flirts with Dennis Rodman. (Holy Moly!)

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Female Superheroes! (Mr. Skin)

Kelly Brook looks a million times better after a tiring trans-Atlantic flight that I ever could on my best day. Damn her! (Moe Jackson)

Emily Blunt, on the cover of Elle, says she doesn’t want to look like Barbie. (Socialite Life)

Break out your vuvuzelas, the World Cup Chick is naked! (The Blemish)

Kelly Ripa is hungry. That was probably her only bite of food that day. (Hollywood Rag)

October’s issue of Spiderman features a gay couple kissing. Peter’s spidey sense is tingling, I think. (Gone Hollywood)

Dinner for Schmucks is one hour and 55 minutes of unfunny. (Pajiba)

Guilia Olivetti has a dumb way of spelling her first name, but her boobs make up for it. (UseMyComputer)