Aug 2, 20101

Jessica Simpson Has Mad Kissing Skillz

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Wow, this Twitpic of Jessica Simpson smooching Eric Johnson made me cream my pants. And that’s because I barfed the yogurt I had for breakfast in my lap. Jessica posted this picture of her making duck lips at the camera with the caption,

“Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie…me not lookin’ so smart…:) but YUM!”

Not lookin’ so smart? So you finally noticed what the rest of us knew for years? Well, admitting you’re an idiot is the first step. The first step toward what, I don’t know.

Clutching at love like my thrice-divorced aunt clutches a bottle of Two Buck Chuck:

Picture source: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Roadside

    Johnson probably is smart. Yale doesn’t have athletic scholarships. He played in the NFL till 2008, so he must have a bit of money–unless his ex is taking it all. Sometimes all you want for a while is a brainless blonde with jugs.

    Aug 3rd, 2010

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