Britney Spears Still Making Weird Faces

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Whenever I see Britney Spears walking around all wonky-nippled and making bizarro faces, for some reason I think of that stupid Hamster Dance Song. Kind of fits, doesn’t it? I can almost picture a lobotomized hamster spinning around on its wheel inside her head, pulling levers and throwing switches and leaving little hamster poo inside her head.

Making another trip to Starbucks for some caffeine and sugar:

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  1. Syd

    Don’t know what’s worse, the wonk nips or the cankles. Yeah, she’s full of crazy.

  2. Roadside

    Such a bizarre, empty life. You’ve got a zillion dollars–why spend your life going back and forth to the Calabasas Starbucks? Why not–I dunno–spend a month on the beach in Costa Rica? Camping with the kids on Faro? Shopping in Manhattan?

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