The 2010 Teen Choice Awards happened last night and will air on Fox tonight at 8pm, in case you’re into wasting your time. Having awards handed out by teens means that shitty movies like The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra, and Jennifer’s Body get picked. If you’re interested in how many awards Justin Bieber got, and other reasons you should weep for the future generation, you can check out the whole awards list here. It being the Teen Choice Awards also means that there were a lot of people I have never heard of, but here’s some that I do recognize:

Kristen Bell:

Cat Deeley is a freaking giraffe and I wouldn’t even reach her shoulders:

I had no idea who Destinee & Paris were, so I looked them up and Wikipedia describes them as: “Destinee & Paris (formerly known as Clique Girlz and Clique) are an American girl group consisting of sisters Destinee and Paris Monroe.” I think I just died a little inside. Plastic girl on the left seems to have shiny boobs and is possibly wearing a body stocking.

I’m not sure why Jimmy Fallon thinks we want to see a rear shot:

Selena Gomez, who usually really bugs me for no apparent reason, looks cute:

Ashley Greene is probably the best thing about Twilight:

I love Joshua Jackson in Fringe. His sister’s skirt starts to blow up, and he hurries to pull it down. Awwww

From “Awww” to “Ewww”: Levi Johnston slimes his way down the carpet with Brittani Senser, who he’s starring opposite in her new music video. Bleh. Straighten up your tie, jackwad.

It’s amazing that you can get your whole family into the limelight by having one sister peed on. May I present the Kardashian/Jenner clan, plus Lamar Odom, who has probably thought of having an orgy with all of them:

Call me crazy, but I love the color of Emma Roberts’ dress: