S.S. Paris Hilton as Marilyn Monroe for Tease

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I know what you’re thinking, but this isn’t the winner of the Annual Breathless Mahoney Drag Queen Contest at the Howard Johnson’s off Highway 27. It’s actually Paris Hilton “channeling” her idol Marilyn Monroe. There’s one Seven Year Itch that can only be cured with a shot of penicillin! “Some Like it Hot” is must be code for “It Burns When I Pee.”

Hawking her latest fragrance Skeeze Tease is L.A. last night (10 more after the jump):

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures, Bauer-Griffin Online

7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Nudgie

    Tell me – which Flea Market can we get this fragrance?

  2. Yep

    lol That bitch is ugly as fuck.

  3. spatz

    wow now you can really appreciate how truly ugly she is. her jaw line and her beak nose. uggghhh. ugly on the inside AND out. what a gal

  4. Open Mouth Jones

    The hatred I feel for this walking STD can only be described through an interpretive dance I like to call “Die bitch DIE!”

  5. Merciry

    Well thats just great, as if there weren’t enough sluts to go around that she decides to do a Monroe teaser. Even before she came out with her sex tape, she had done promotional video clips and photo shoots that were pure kiddie p**n. She was just 15. It was pretty nasty
    for a teenager, she just wanted to get famous as soon as she could.

  6. Exposer

    Well thats just great, as if there weren’t enough sluts to go around that she decides to do a Monroe teaser. Even before she came out with her sex tape, she had done promotional video clips and photo shoots that were pure kiddie p**n. She was just 15. It was pretty nasty
    for a teenager, she just wanted to get famous as soon as she could.

    see for yourselves :

    http://celebphotorush.blogspot.com

  7. editor2world

    She looks nothing like Marilyn Monroe and whoever paid her to try should be penalized for making such a poor choice.

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