Paris Hilton is facing a $35 million dollar lawsuit from a hair extension company that claims she violated her contract by not promoting their product. Note to self: “stank” and “wonk” must be way more marketable than I first thought. TMZ says:

Hilton got just over $3.5 million since agreeing to become the spokesperson for Hairtech International’s Dream Catcher hair extension line in 2007.

But according to the docs, Paris didn’t satisfy her end of the bargain — Hairtech claims she was “seen in magazines and on television not wearing [their] hair extensions and was in fact wearing competitors’ hair extension products.”

Hairtech also claims she screwed them over when she went to jail in June 2007 — because Paris served her time when she was supposed to be at a very important launch party for the hair extensions.

“More than 600 hair extension professionals” were scheduled to attend at the party — but because Paris couldn’t make it, they lost opportunities which should have resulted in $6.6 million in revenue.

Now, Hairtech is accusing Paris of fraud and deceit — and claims they ultimately lost $35 million because of her actions.

Look, I hate Paris Hilton as much as the next guy, but this is the kind of quality product Hairtech International was cranking out the last three years. It’s called “The Bandit,” for chrissakes. The only way that company could have raked in $35 million off their broke-ass weaves is if they also accepted payment in WIC checks and crack cocaine.