Rihanna’s Neck Tattoo Revealed
Tags: neck, new tattoo, rebelle fleur, Rihanna
Rihanna got a new neck tattoo at Eastside Ink in New York earlier this week, and now that the bandage is off, we can finally see what she had etched permanently into her skin: “rebelle fleur.” Loosely translated, “I do anal.” I just wish more people came with easy-read labels like Rihanna. It’s a real time saver on blind dates and eHarmony profiles. I went ahead and made you a handy guide for interpreting the most common types tattoos you might come across, just for reference:
WHAT YOUR TATTOO SAYS ABOUT YOU
TRAMP STAMP — I’ll make out with another girl if you get me drunk enough.
TRIBAL SYMBOL — If I were any more unoriginal, I’d be Carlos Mencia.
IN LOVING MEMORY — I pay for my meth in food stamps.
THUG LIFE — I wish I were black, but I’m white and I went to private school.
SKULL AND/OR CROSSBONES — I have a high school equivalency and a credit score of 409.
JESUS WITH A CROWN OF THORNS — I’m Mexican!
YIN-YANG — I was supposed to be an abortion, but my mom waited too late.
CONFEDERATE FLAG — I can skin an entire possum in 45 seconds
TOPLESS WOMAN — I’m a World War II veteran (or Amy Winehouse)
DRAGON — I can fully explain the difference between a mage and a paladin
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Anony
Neck tattoos make you look like you have even less class than you already have which, for some of these people, is zero.
Aug 12th, 2010
HOW CUM
Rihanna’s knack for serious social commentary, through her understated-ostentatiousness, is clearly deeper than mere veneer, as in her Love The Way You Lie with Eminem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
Even Prison Planet attempts to interpret/explain her message:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/pics-from-rihanna%E2%80%99s-show-all-about-police-state-and-transhumanism.html
So where’s her epaulettes?
Aug 12th, 2010
Roadside
Funny!
Aug 13th, 2010
CelebPhotoRush
hello every one
Aug 14th, 2010
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