S.S. Adrianne “Slave Leia” Curry Molested at Star Wars Expo
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Former “America’s Next Top Model” winner Adrianne Curry was reportedly groped by a drunk guy outside of a Star Wars convention over the weekend. See if you can guess what she was wearing. Hint: it wasn’t a Bib Fortuna costume! TMZ says:
Curry called police around 3:00 AM on Sunday to report the incident that allegedly went down in front of the hotel where the Star Wars expo was going down.
The officer who arrived claims he “came in contact with the male as he lay in the bushes at the entrance to the hotel.”
[A witness] said the suspect “attempted several times to fight several other people as they stood outside waiting to be picked up for the Star Wars convention.”
The man was eventually arrested for disorderly intoxication.
Curry later Tweeted, “cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed … i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave.”
Of course she was pissed. The guy did it all wrong. You don’t just beeline straight for the puss like a damn Tusken Raider on a krayt dragon. You’re supposed to run your tongue over your lips and say, “Soon you will learn to appreciate me” in guttural Huttese and laugh menacingly. Fucking amateurs!
Because her entire career is bantha poodoo:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Phx Guy
Nic,
I check out your site and enjoy your humor – but – by putting up the picture of Adrianne being hugged by Stan Lee (originator of many Marvel characters) you make the impression that he was the one who “molested her”.
Not fair to Stan as any of the other pictures would show what she was wearing without casting aspersions about Stan’s actions.
Aug 16th, 2010
HOW CUM
Stan Lee is not the offender. Comic Con might not even exist but for Stan Lee.
Aug 16th, 2010
Jon
Excelsior!
Aug 16th, 2010
elvis
Please..this is the most attention she has received in few year, I know she loves the publicity.
Aug 16th, 2010
Chea
Spider Man!!
Aug 17th, 2010
cosmicslop
Leave Stan alone, he is a legend, unlike this average girl have never heard of, what does she do?
Aug 17th, 2010
müzik dinle
way amına goyım
Oct 6th, 2010
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