Michael Douglas Has Throat Cancer; Diora Baird is Topless

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Smoking might be cool, but malignant neoplasm can really salt a guy’s game. Just ask Michael Douglas and my uncle with the trach. Us Magazine says:

Michael Douglas is prepping for eight weeks of chemotherapy and radiation to battle a tumor discovered in his throat.

The Oscar-winner, 65, is expected to make a full recovery. “I am very optimistic,” Douglas tells Us in a statement.

Well, cancer’s kind of a “downer,” so I found these screen caps from the new “Night of the Demons” remake trailer that had Diora Baird’s boobs in them. It’s like I always say — “E-cups are the best medicine!” That’s E-cups, not laughter. Any jerk-off can be funny. Except in my case.

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2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    Fuck Douglas.
    Diora Baird is a bouncy goddess.

  2. cosmicslop

    Karma Douglas, that is what you got for not staying faithful to your wife etc.

    Doria’s tits are amazing.

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