Kim Kardashian as Sophia Loren in Allure

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Apparently having dark hair and heavy brows instantly gives you license to compare yourself to timeless silver screen icons, because Kim Kardashian claims to be channeling Sophia Loren in her photo shoot for next month’s Allure. The Daily Mail says:

Kim Kardashian has paid homage to one of her style icons, the curvaceous screen siren Sophia Loren, in a smoldering new photo shoot.

Wearing a balconette bra, the 29-year-old channels the Italian brunette in a series of poses for the latest issue of US magazine Allure.

“Smoldering” sure sounds a hell of a lot more sexy than her real-life “burning and itching.” Just like “glistening” sounds better than “oozing” and “glow” sounds better than “rash.” You spin it the right way, and VD almost sounds sexy again!

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Those without their own well-earned fame have to borrow from someone else’s. Also see: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe.

  2. Yep

    Only in America

  3. Anony

    That’s like saying Anna Nicole Smith as Ann Margaret.

  4. Nudgie

    You also forgot “doesn’t speak English very well…”

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