Miranda Kerr is Pregnant
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Surprise, surprise — Orlando Bloom didn’t pull out. Oh, like you wouldn’t, either! People magazine says:
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are expecting their first child together.
“Yes, I am pregnant. Four months along,” says Kerr, 27, confirming much buzz about a possible baby after the couple quietly wed in July.
“I’ve always wanted kids,” [Miranda said]. “My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch. When this is all over, that’s where I’ll be.”
“In a solar-powered home tending organic vegetables” sounds like something out of my grandpa’s nightmares. Throw in a hybrid car and a government-sanctioned third-trimester abortion and he’d probably blow his own head off. Provided the hippies hadn’t already confiscated his guns.
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Karicita
well, well, well…They got married in July and she SWORE up and down that she wasn’t pregnant but now the truth comes out. There was no reason to hide it, everyone knows that why you two got married anyway.
Aug 21st, 2010
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