Montana Fishburne on the Cover of As Is Magazine
Tags: acne, as is, ass, laurence fishburne, magazine, Montana Fishburne, porn, scars, zits
Fledgling porn star Montana Fishburne graces the cover of this month’s As Is magazine, but I’m not sure whose ass the machines are feeding us here, because in real life her rear end looks like somebody stubbed out about twenty or thirty cigars on it. I didn’t even know you could have puss zits and taint zits, but hell if she doesn’t have those, too. Don’t believe me? Well, I’m about to show you the truth. But before you click, be warned: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and log off this site – the story ends, you wake up in your bed of lies and photoshop and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and click the link – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. And it’s so deep you can practically see her cervix.
I’m trying to free your mind, but I can only show you the door… you’re the one that has to (very very VERY NSFW) walk through it.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I’m just cracking up at the name of that magazine. “As Is”? Isn’t that the term they use for damaged/imperfect merchandise? After seeing that picture of her ass (my GOD that was awful), it all makes sense.
Aug 20th, 2010
spatz
poor laurence fishburne. what a fucking embarrassment this girl is. i wonder what happened to a girl born with everything to end up like this.
Aug 20th, 2010
pump shoes
I’m just cracking up at the name of that magazine.
Aug 22nd, 2010
cosmicslop
Yuck, have some respect for yourself you dumb bitch, poor Laurence does not deserve this.
Aug 24th, 2010
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