Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are Dating Again

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She might be box office poison and bonafide man-repellent, but Jennifer Aniston’s personal life is finally starting to look up. Star Magazine says:

Jennifer has reunited with her ex John Mayer!

Jen and John met up for a romantic rendezvous earlier this month in New York City. “The meetup had to be on the down-low,” an insider tells Star. “He paid for a private jet so no one would know.”

After two failed attempts at romance, Jen and John have been working towards reconciliation since January. “She tried to be with other guys, but the feelings Jen has for John are the strongest she’s had since she split from Brad Pitt,” says the insider. “And she can’t give up on that.”

That’s right, Jen. Never give up. You just keep beating that dead horse. And when you start to get tired, well, you beat it even harder. Eventually, you’ll get something out of it. Even if its just the contents of its colon all over your designer shoes. From a single girl’s perspective, that’s just as good as a detectable pulse.

Jen playing “dress-up like a retard” for next month’s Harper’s Bazaar:

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    So–what they’re really saying is that she couldn’t find anyone else “high profile” enough for her to go out with, so she had to go back to Johnny Golden Showers.

  2. Syd

    “She tried to be with other guys, but the feelings Jen has for John…” – and those “feelings” would be her desire for his reported horse cock.

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