Rachel Uchitel Wants Tiger Back
Tags: dating, divorce, Rachel Uchitel, ten million, tiger woods
Now that Tiger Woods is single, the first whore among the many to be revealed in the months following his car accident is ready to “give up everything” to get him back again. It’s just like a fairytale, if fairytales had more golden showers and butt sex in them. TMZ says:
Rachel Uchitel has just told a very close friend that she wants [Tiger] back.
The friend — someone we know spoke to Rachel yesterday — tells TMZ Rachel said … “I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me.”
Rachel added, “I’d give up everything to be with him again.”
She’d give up everything to be with him? Does that include the $10 million he paid her to keep her from running her stupid trap to the tabloids, or just her dignity and self-respect? Sorry, but you can’t give away what you don’t already have. I checked.
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Anony
Sure, she looks good but she’s dumber than a bagful of hammers.
Aug 24th, 2010
Jon
She can’t be that dumb, he’s worth $500 million or more AFTER the divorce.
Aug 24th, 2010
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