Mariah Carey is Four Months Pregnant

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There have been is-she or isn’t-she rumors swirling for the last two years, but fairly reputable news sources are reporting today that Mariah Carey is four months pregnant. Radar Online says:

The Hero singer and husband Nick Cannon are overjoyed but have decided not to talk about the pregnancy publicly.

Despite his public hesitation to confirm the news, RadarOnline.com’s insider says, “Nick has been telling friends how excited he is to be a dad. Mariah has tried so hard to get pregnant.”

The source adds that Mariah has passed the four month mark in her pregnancy.

They’re saying she’s only four months along? That can’t be right. From the looks of it, Mariah Carey’s been pregnant since May of 2009. Unless she’s giving birth to a walrus or a sperm whale, she’s about fourteen months past due. I hope she likes her babies with facial hair and all their adult teeth.

And now for someone who’s not fat or pregnant, Katy Perry on Letterman last night:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Damn that Katy Perry is hot. What a body!

  2. spatz

    wait til katy petty gets to be in her 40s. mariah had a hotter body in her 20s and 30s then katy. it happens to everybody with a little bit of curves.

    personally i think mariah carey looks fine. she doesn’t look too bony or winkled like some older women do when they try to look skinny after a certain age, a woman should have a little padding to smooth out their face.

  3. sonya

    What really IS out-of-control-fat is her monstrous ego.

  4. Open Mouth Jones

    Nick needs to keep an eye out for that kid. My hamster pooped out a few little ones a few years ago, and then ate them the next day.
    I imagine Mariah is prone similar behavior patterns as a hamster.

  5. cosmicslop

    LMAO, it baffles me that people think that THIS is hot

    http://yeeeah.com/2010/08/25/mariah-carey-is-four-months-pregnant/100824x5_perry_b-gr_06/

    Gross, cakes and cakes of make up covering up her pimples, blotches on her skin, ewwww…and she can’t sing for shit either.

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